Friday, December 9, 2011

What guys SHOULDN'T do...

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I always hear men talking about what the women always do wrong in the relationships, but whats funny is they never talk about what THEY do wrong...

NEWSFLASH: YOU MEN ARE NOT PERFECT!

so here are somethings you shouldn't do

WARNING: All these are from MY past experience, but I'm sure this is true for a lot of people..

Don't try to control your girlfriend: Ok, so this is what irks me...you men need to stop trying to control us like we're your property. This is the one problem I've had with men. You are their boyfriends, not their fathers or brothers. Don't tell them what they can or cannot wear, who to talk to, where to go, what time to come home, yadda yadda yadda. SHES YOUR GIRLFRIEND..NOT YOUR BITCH.

Don't be clingy: It's funny, usually we have the girls being the "clingy" type, but i swear i've seen some clingy guys. Stop calling/texting every 2 seconds. If a girl tells you she'll call or text you later, she will no need to text or call her every two seconds and then message her on facebook.

Don't confuse infatuation with LOVE: haha this one actually makes me laugh. I've seen guys who gets a girlfriend and then after like a week he's "in love" with her and how shes his wifey and what not, and then like break up a week later then the following week gets another girlfriend that hes "in love" with. I kinda find this the pathetic type. I mean get real, you don't fall in love with someone in less than a week, and you just look desperate.

Don't be pushy: if your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex, or blow you or whatever (especially in the beginning stages of your relationship, or even if she's had sex before) then don't push her. If you push her into doing something she doesn't want to do, otherwise it's not going to be enjoying for either of you, and she just might not have much respect for you after. You have to let it happen at the right moment, even if its 6 months or a year after!

THE OBVIOUS...Don't lie or cheat: I mean OBVIOUSLY you shouldn't cheat or lie to your girlfriend...otherwise don't even bother having a girlfriend. If you do this, you'll look like an idiot and a douchebag...NOTE TO THE FEMALES: IF A MAN CHEATS ON HIS GIRL WITH YOU AND LEAVES HER FOR YOU...DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN HE DOES THE SAME TO YOU. 

Don't flirt with girls or get their number when your out with your boys: ok, we get it, you need to spend time with your boys, but don't be flirting with the other girls and getting their numbers when you go out. 

ya well this is all i could think of right now. but dont worry ill DEFINITELY post another with more don'ts hehe.

in the meantime just repeat this phrase over and over again: I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND, NOT HITLER. :D

Monday, November 21, 2011

Desperate..Psychopath...the thin line that girls cross



So today, as i was sitting in Starbucks with my friend and her baby, we were talking about her current situation between this guy and this chick who's been a desperate psychopath with the guy, and it dawned on me, a lot of girls are like this, even if its mild to extreme.

here's a guide on what not to do and you'll be fine.

[most of these things i'm writing about are based from guys i know]

Rule #1: DON'T BLOW UP HIS PHONE if it's one thing most guys i know hate it when girls send them like 50 text messages in 30 minutes, or call them like 50 times in that same time, text the guy once and he'll text back if he wants to talk to you, and if he doesn't then he obviously doesn't want to talk with you. You need to get the picture, and give him time, don't expect him to answer right away! Or within the the half hour, you know they might be busy [even if they are just playing xbox or ps3]

Rule #2: DON'T BE CLINGY this is probably one thing guys also hate besides their phones being blown up. Don't be so clingy, don't possessive over him, especially if he's not your boyfriend [which at this point he's most likely not]. And don't be so bossy, guys hate when girls tell them what to do where to go or who to talk to, and when they are out with their boys, then let them be. Especially if your always around him. HE NEEDS HIS SPACE!

Rule #3: DON'T ALWAYS BE JEALOUS when he is talking to other girls. Jealousy never ends well, it makes you look really bad and its a turn off to guys. Guy's do have friends that are girls, whether you like it or not, and they are not going to stop talking to these girls, even if they are just random girls on the street or in the club. Put yourself in their shoes, you wouldn't want them to get jealous when you talk to other guys, so don't get jealous when they talk to other girls. Simple as 1, 2, 3.

Rule #4: DON'T NAG HIM SO MUCH your just a girl he's talking to [this also applies to girlfriends] he already has one mom [or in some cases two] no need to be his other mom. Guys hate it when girls nag because of that. Sure give them some criticism, but don't over do it. You don't want to kill him by nagging him by being all like "Johnny do this"..."Johnny do that"..."Johnny don't forget this" yadda yadda yadda...

Rule #4: DON'T BUG HIM WHILE HE'S PLAYING HIS GAME STATION OR INSTRUMENT, doing that is like taking the cake away from the fat kid. He's the fat kid [figuratively speaking (unless he really is) and the game station or instrument his is double chocolate chocolate chip cake with chocolate gnache and fondant (haha and yes this is a dream chocolate cake for me) :)] don't talk to him if you're by him, don't stand in front of the t.v. or unplug the amp, don't call or text him back a bunch of times while he is. He will most likely call you after. Just like how you wouldn't want him to while you're shopping or getting your nails done or whatever it is most of you girls do.

Rule # 5: DON'T STAKE OUT HIS HOUSE (which this leads to number 6 and incorporates number 1) don't be that psychopath chick that stakes out the guys house, or drives by it a thousand times, and then call him to make sure he is home or to prove to him that he lied to you if he said he was but wasn't.

soo...

Rule #6: DON'T BE A STALKER most of us have watched jersey shore, don't be like danielle [or whatever her name was] from season one who basically stalked Pauly D everywhere, I mean, of course there are levels of degrees of stalking, but still stalking is stalking, and this is just well desperate and psychopathic put together!

and last but not least:

Rule #6: DON'T SAY THOSE 3 WORDS AFTER A WEEK...now this...this just tops the icing on the cake, don't go and tell a guy that you love him if you've barely known each other [i mean for me i've only said it to two guys and it was like after a year of knowing him!] if you do this...that word, is not to be said so soon especially if your not with him...


so, if you've done all 6 of these to one guy well CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE KNOWN AS THE CREEPY PSYCHOPATHIC STALKER TO ALL OF HIS FRIENDS! :D

haha now i know this is one of my longest blogs, but i hope it helps you not make those mistakes...

and if you guys have any adds or suggestions just let me know :D

Sunday, November 20, 2011

movie etiquette: the things you shouldn't do


So there's always that ONE annoying person in the movie theaters. So for all of you who do this or don't here some things you shouldn't do. And i know ALL of us have done one of these in our lifetime.


#1) DO NOT TALK during the movie..I mean what is the point of paying money for the movie if your not going to talk, not just that it's very disrespectful to those who are trying to watch the movie.

#2) MAKE SURE YOU USE THE BATHROOM AND GET REFILLS BEFORE THE MOVIE! stop going in and out of the movie, its annoying when everyone have to move out of their comfy positions just for you to go in and out, as well as people see you walk across the screen. plus you dont want to miss any party of the movie, then when you come back you'd have to ask what happens and we go back to number 1

#3) DO NOT TEXT OR ANSWER YOUR PHONE! Okay seriously??? as is if talking during movie isn't disrespectful enough, this is just overboard. I mean, why do you even have your phone on during the movie? And texting during the film? like i said in the previous one, whats the point if you're not going to pay attention. plus it is distracting to others seeing a cell phone light in a dark theater.

#4) DO NOT YELL OUT AT THE MOVIE: now every movie screenings has one of these...the crazy people who talk to the characters.."RUN!! RUN! THE MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET!" or the "OH HELL NAW, THAT BITCH IS TRIPPIN'!" i mean c'mon, people paid money to listen to the movie, not to listen to your loud annoying ass.

#5) DO NOT GO TO A KIDS MOVIE and make out the entire time, that is just disrespectful especially since there are kids all around. Plus it's disgusting!

#6) DO NOT SHOUT OUT how lame or stupid the movie is, even if it is, if you don't like it then LEAVE! NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO STAY AND WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE! i mean, only an idiot stays and watches a movie they don't like! and its just annoying to hear over and over again.


so now that you have a read of few of the things you shouldn't do, next time you can have a joyous entertainment. And if there's someone doing any of these things and it ruins your movie entertainment, don't be afraid to go to the workers and complain. That's why they are there!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Traveling: Dos and Donts

Hello Everyone,

Heres whats going down, so i recently traveled to Spain and I took some notes so heres the thing, this is going to cover from the airport as well as the trip its self.

Part One: traveling in the airport [going and coming back]

1) dont be a slow poke:
   -if you're trying to get to your flight dont walk like you have all the time in the world, yet don't run like your  being chased out of the country.

2)   be respectful of others spaces:
    - the plane is small itself...well if your not in first class of course...don't be rude and put your seat back where the person behind you can not even move.

3) don't whine or complain:
  -if something happens like your flight got cancelled or you missed it or yadda yadda yadda...don't sit there and complain. i get that maybe you have work or school but still there is a limit to everything.

Part Two: the trip itself:

4) drop the attitude:
   -if your in another country on vacation, don't sit there with a pouty face/attitude the entire time. i mean you didn't pay over a grand just to go to another country and be a bitch.

5) worry about yourself or your kid [mainly for the adults]
   -stop worrying about other people and worry about yourself or your child. let the other parents take care of their kids or the adults after each other.

6) Be fair:
  - if your going to do something, do something everyone wants to do, or see. maybe give each person a day and on that day you do everything they want to do [but remember, not everyone likes to sight see so don't try to persuade them to if they don't have any on their day].

Well these are some quick tips, if you have any questions or things to add...well you know what to do :D

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Leashes: For kids or for pets??



Okay, so this is one thing i see a lot and it always annoys me....ill be walking at the mall or at the promenade or whatever, and i'll see some child on a leash. I feel so bad for that kid. i mean c'mon parents, THEY'RE KIDS...THEY'RE NOT YOUR PETS! if your worried about your kids running off and losing them...well you've obviously done something wrong for you're kids to behave that way.

whoever invented this whole leash for kids was an idiot. I mean, how would you feel if we walked you around with a leash? i mean its one thing for pets to be on leashes...but for kids? i mean c'mon what is that?

honestly, if my mom ever put a leash on me as a kid. i would've taken that thing off and just wonder off on purpose...just to prove a point.

but anyways, it's like every time i see a kid on a leash i feel so bad. maybe we should just train them how to sit roll and bark on command as well...


well that's my tid bit for today